"After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him. The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut."
- Will Rogers
So lame it's actually funny :D
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Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Wednesday, April 19, 2006
Thursday, April 13, 2006
Wheee!
Firefox, an alternative browser, had a marketing campaign that let people make tv ads. One of them really made me laugh and you should check it out: http://www.firefoxflicks.com/flick/index.php?id=19542&c=false
Ow and, Get Firefox
Ow and, Get Firefox
Wednesday, April 05, 2006
Quote of the day
"Oysters, like parrot fish, can change their sex. Older oysters generally become female."
- Feeding Frenzy (X360)
Is that because they tend to moan more as they get older? :D (hehe no offence ladies)
- Feeding Frenzy (X360)
Is that because they tend to moan more as they get older? :D (hehe no offence ladies)
Thursday, March 16, 2006
Quote of the day
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
- Albert Einstein
These wise words of the worlds greatest genius, have proven to be right today ... again.
- Albert Einstein
These wise words of the worlds greatest genius, have proven to be right today ... again.
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